Me, a country boy or a city boy?

With all that country music, the mooing of cows, and sounds of trucks and fourwheelers is sure a hell a lot better than the sounds of cars honking and airplanes roaring above. Even though I hate country music and farms, I still like the peace in country towns. But I like to do city stuff, not country stuff. I ride my bikes, not fourwheelers. I drive cars, not farm trucks. I listen to rock music, not country music. I ski, not snowmobile. I see me as a city boy living in the country. That's it, I am a city boy that lives in the country. I love the peace and views in small country towns but not the loud noise and city lights everywhere. In fact, there are more places to go on my mountain bike in the country than there is in the city. I hate to ride in the city with all the cars around. So I head up the mountains and ride peacefully with NO people. Yeah, you can get some riding up the mountains by the cities but look at all the people there! In the country you can go up there and you feel like you are out there in the middle of nowhere. It is actually nice and you can head up there every day without driving 115 miles out of the city to get some peace and quiet. The bad thing about living in the country is that those Sanpete idiots in old trucks give you a bad time when you are on a bike because they don't like city people. The farmers are nice but when they see you on a bike or on skis, they want to run you over or shoot you and say, "You don't belong here! Go to the city!" Oh, they are not that bad but it is sure a heck lot better than riding around with so many cars and people around. I hate farms, I hate cows, I hate farm equipment, I hate how people gives a such a big deal about you because you live in a small town and everybody knows each other. So, the only reason I am here: The peace and quiet, more land, and less crowds. So call me "City Boy in the Country".