This freezer was given to mom and dad from Grandpa Harold and Grandma Jo and it has been running ever since dad was a kid so it's got to be at least 55 years old and Hello! It is still running! I wonder when it will ever break. Dad and I were talking about that we should put dad in the freezer when he dies and bury it at the cemetary and plug it into Wal*Mart next to the Ephraim Cemetary. That is not a bad idea, it would save us a lot money for a coffin. Dad would love it because he would be frozen solid until it breaks and then he can deteriate. Dad said to put a coat on him before we put him in it.
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That looks like it has been painted on and stained with all my projects I did in the past years.
to save $ you wouldn't have to bury the freezer...leave it above ground by the corner fence nearest to mole mort and tie a rope around it to keep thelid down...put me in an old coat and several layers of sheets so i will be confortable, and instead of flowers all the paint and stain will be my epitat from daniel's projects
Instead of a headstone, I could paint stencils in white letters on the side towards Wal*Mart I could put "David Harold Barlow 1942-?" Dad said Old Pete Dunningun would like that because he was buried on top of his mother. Dad wants Jasper Belle buried with him too.
Hey, this sounds better and better! Saves a whole bunch of money huh? Hey, I even have a head stone in the back yard we can use. Remember that? Cooooool, Daniel, real Coooooooooooool.
that comment above was from mom barlow...i wnat to spend but she DOESN'T
Oh, put an American flag sticker on it because dad serve in the army. We do need to open the freezer once a while to knock the ice down where it is built up on the top.
I think all of these ideas are wonderful ideas. We know the freezer will never break, and dad would always stay frozen. Then when technology improves and they figure out how to revive frozen people - they could revive dad and he would see the future!!!! You know like they do in all of those movies - we know eventually we'll figure out how to revive the frozen people.
The only thing that dad would have a hard time with is waking up and seeing Wal-Mart first off. I'm sure Wal-Mart will survive the future. It will be an end of the world event during the fall of Wal-Mart. If Wal-Mart falls, so will everything and everybody else.
So, therefore, dad will be revived (considering they will figure out how to revive frozen people before the end) and behold the sight of Wal-Mart!!!!
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